He and she stood naked before each other, like Adam and Eve, Tristan and Isolde, Julia Roberts and Javier Bardem. Not that Julia and Javi had gone full frontal in the movie, but they had probably hooked up in a trailer on the lot, because that’s what movie stars did, in that way they were similar to vampires in that they could have sex with whoever they wanted to, only usually they didn’t kill them afterward, except for Steve Buscemi.

Okay. I accept that. I give up on trying to stay on the outside. So I’m here today to claim the title Vampire-American. I wear it proudly.

There was a blur of evening gowns and contestants being invited to talk insipidly about their roots and how long they’d been undead...

[N]either woman wanted to be Little Red Riding Hood, and both wanted to be the wolf, and the happy ending was Riding Hood getting devoured.

Embark on a unique journey with 'Vampire Girl,' a gripping novel about a female vampire protagonist named Mayra who is currently detained!

Girls just want to have one! But fun can become a challenge for a red in tooth and claw Vampire Girl.

Is being a predator the new feminism? Find out in Chapters 4-6 of Vampire Girl. At the very least, being a vampire girl is outrageous!

In the first three chapters of the satirical novel Vampire Girl, newly minted vampire Mayra navigates online dating and identity politics.