Okay. I accept that. I give up on trying to stay on the outside. So I’m here today to claim the title Vampire-American. I wear it proudly.

There was a blur of evening gowns and contestants being invited to talk insipidly about their roots and how long they’d been undead...

Girls just want to have one! But fun can become a challenge for a red in tooth and claw Vampire Girl.

Is being a predator the new feminism? Find out in Chapters 4-6 of Vampire Girl. At the very least, being a vampire girl is outrageous!

In the first three chapters of the satirical novel Vampire Girl, newly minted vampire Mayra navigates online dating and identity politics.